Thoughts and musings on the things you love most: edibles, drinkables, watchables and readables.

No. 13

Lady Doctor

There has been a great deal of hemming and hawing over the announcement of the 13th Doctor. Jodie Whitaker. I’d just like to say, stahp. Nothing you say or do is going to change it, so just stop. And complaining about gender? What is this, 1940? Well, maybe in some episodes. But not now. Grow…


Breakin’ and Legs

Happiest of holidays to you all. I just wanted to hop in here and write a bit of an explanation as to the future of baconandlegs.com. It’s been a little over a month since I’ve posted a recipe. I’ve made a couple, but have not posted them. I have a few reasons and I wanted…

Willy Wonka

Tame My Wilder Heart

My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? Or a bird how it flies? No sirree, you don’t! They do it because they were born to do it. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candyman…  Just like Gene Wilder was born to be an entertainer. Gene died on Monday….

Fucking nerd.

The New & Reduced baconandlegs.com

When I first started this blog in 2012, my vision was pretty clear. I wanted to make simple comfort food (with a natural emphasis on grilled cheese sandwiches since they are so bomb). Over the years, the website has evolved. Much like my life, it was bound to grow, spread it’s wings, backslide some and eventually expand…

It Gets Better (with Chips)

Doritos Are Gay

I usually share a great deal with you, my wonderful and adored readers. Nothing is too personal… tweeting on the toilet, cats shitting on my carpet, when I forget to shower… Which is why I feel bad only giving you vague details now. So I promise to share as much as I am comfortable with….

Doctor Who Freebies

Doctor Who Contest

Who will be the Fourth Doctor… Recipe? A few years ago, I met the most amazing man. He took me on adventures to far away lands, introduced me to the most interesting characters and really touched me in ways I had never known. His face has changed through the years but his hearts have not….

Uji and Chapati


Hi friends. Welcome to a new segment of Bacon and Legs I’m calling Around the World In Tasty Days. I’m not making up any recipes here. I’m just reading about other countries and learning what they like to eat for breakfast, and then trying them out myself. I think it’s crazy how trapped we are…

Do Us A Flavor–Do Us Our Job

Lay’s Inaccurate Potato Chips

Lay’s Potato Chips … you damn bastards, you’re at it again. The new flavors for the annual Lay’s Potato Chip Do Us A Flavor competition are hitting the shelves. But, if you’re not insane like me, you probably don’t want to go out and buy four bags of potato chips that you may or may…

Lemon Bar Party

Lemon Bar Party

I’m a junkie. A fiend. I can’t stop, I always want it. I’m partaking now, as I write this column. LEMON. Lemon curd. Lemonade.  Lemon coconut balls. Lemon drops. Lemon garlic butter. Lemon cream pie. Lemon sorbet. Lemon bacon grilled cheese. Lemon blueberry muffins. Lemon macarons. Lemon thyme chicken. Lemon bars… seriously, I could keep…

Equality Dogs and Tacos

Innies and Outies

This is my third attempt at writing this column. The problem is… there is so much to say and so many different ways to say it. Honestly, writers much better than me have done it justice where I will inevitably come up short. My first column was a short story about a society where people…

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