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Turducken Queso – the Three Caballeros
Dedicated to my three favorite caballeros, I give you… Turducken Queso! Velvety cheese dip with turkey sausage, shredded chicken and duck bacon.
FILM
Silver screen-inspired food. May contain trace elements of silver.
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Special Treat Greens – Bambi
“‘Eating greens is a special treat. It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat.’ I made that part up myself.” Poor Thumper, he just needed his greens to be more palatable. So that’s what this is. Spinach and kale, covered in creamy, cheesy goodness. Creamed spinach, turned…
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Circus Peanut Daiquiri – Dumbo
As an ode to Dumbo’s drunken hallucinations, I’ve made a circus peanut daiquiri fit for an elephant
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Figaro’s Spicy Cleo Sticks – Pinocchio
Giving Figaro what he always wanted: Fish Sticks. We honor Pinocchio with a theme-recipe for Spicy Cleo Stick’s.
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Grumpy’s Gooseberry Pie – Snow White
Welp. Game of Thrones ended so poorly that I gave up blogging for awhile. So we’re starting fresh! I’m going to start doing a series where I make a recipe themed to each feature-length Disney animated film (chronologically). I have been streaming recipes on Twitch for awhile now but in this endeavor I’d like to…
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Fantastic Beasts and How To Eat Them
Two quick things about me. I love Harry Potter. I love Gene Wilder. These are relevant to one another, I promise. Just give me a second. So, when I was a kid, we’re gonna say 4 years old, definitely not a teenager, the first Harry Potter movie came out. I hadn’t read any of the…
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Star Wars: General O’s Chicken
While we are all ecstatic for the release of Star Wars: The Last Jedi this weekend, I can’t help to feel it is a bit bittersweet. Sure, I’m thrilled to be thrust back into the universe that we’ve grown up with, with storylines and characters that are new but also familiar. There’s so much to…
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Logan’s Run for the Border
How psyched/bummed are you guys for Logan tomorrow? Or maybe tentative/bummed, depending on your general outlook and attitude on the Wolverine movies. I’m fucking psyched. I love that they are doing a film that is loosely based on the Old Man Logan comic series. I am SUPER bummed that not only is it Hugh Jackman’s last film,…
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Doctor Strange’s Rye of Agamotto
For those of you who have been waiting for the next film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe… for those of you who have a hopeless crush on Benedict Cumberbatch… or for those of you who just want to get out of your house and immerse yourself in magic for a couple of hours, Friday is…
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Tame My Wilder Heart
My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? Or a bird how it flies? No sirree, you don’t! They do it because they were born to do it. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candyman… Just like Gene Wilder was born to be an entertainer. Gene died on Monday….