Articles by Fontina Turner

Fontina has an Ohio heart and Philly spunk. She loves giving you recipes for hearty food, pop-culture puns and a hell of a lot of craft beer. You can find her in the kitchen, at the bar, on Twitter or marathoning episodes of Shin Chan or Bob's Burgers online.


Grumpy's Gooseberry Pie
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Grumpy’s Gooseberry Pie

Welp. Game of Thrones ended so poorly that I gave up blogging for awhile. So we’re starting fresh! I’m going to start doing a series where I make a recipe themed to each feature-length Disney animated film (chronologically). I have been streaming recipes on Twitch for awhile now but in this endeavor I’d like to…

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HBD, Mr. Mickey Mouse

My story isn’t special. I think it’s the same across the world. I grew up with Disney. I watched the movies, I connected with the characters, I went to the parks, and it got into my soul. As I grew up, the Disney fever only got hotter. It laid dormant for a little bit, but…

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Fantastic Beasts and How To Eat Them

Two quick things about me. I love Harry Potter. I love Gene Wilder. These are relevant to one another, I promise. Just give me a second. So, when I was a kid, we’re gonna say 4 years old, definitely not a teenager, the first Harry Potter movie came out. I hadn’t read any of the…

Sexist Curry
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Boom King Curry

Oh my god, she’s so hot She’s so flippin’ hot, she’s like a curry I want to tell her how hot she is But she’ll think I’m being sexist She’s so hot, she’s making me sexist If you guys don’t have Boom King stuck in your head for at least a day after reading this,…

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