Articles by Fontina Turner

Fontina has an Ohio heart and Philly spunk. She loves giving you recipes for hearty food, pop-culture puns and a hell of a lot of craft beer. You can find her in the kitchen, at the bar, on Twitter or marathoning episodes of Shin Chan or Bob’s Burgers online.


Flank Castle Steak
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The Punisher Pre-Kill Meal

I can’t imagine how much effort it takes to plan a vengeance-filled murder spree and be on point enough not to get taken down yourself. I mean, I get exhausted going to Target. It involves a left turn, you guys. So in my mind, Mr. Frank Castle (Franklin? I like to think it’s Franklin. I…

Welcome to the Upside Down (Cake)
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Stranger Things: Part Two

Editor’s Note: The lovely and talented @lipsticknlager of Twitter and Instagram fame has graced us with a couple of glorious Stranger Things-themed recipes. Below is part two. It’s delicious. I know this, because LipstickNLager is my friend. And friends don’t lie.  I bet you guys thought you’d get rid of my easily, right? Back to…

Eleven Herbs and Spices
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Stranger Things: Part One

Editor’s Note: The lovely and talented @lipsticknlager of Twitter and Instagram fame has graced us with a couple of glorious Stranger Things-themed recipes. Below is the first. Enjoy, mouth-breathers. I am so beyond excited about the return of Stranger Things for season 2 that I LEGIT texted Fontina after inspiration came to me in the…

feenLove Cookies
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feenLove Cookies

Today I’d like to address two groups of people. Those with Twitch accounts and those without. Those with Twitch accounts: are you subscribed to TheDragonFeeney? If not, go do that. (That was easy.) Those without Twitch accounts: Twitch is a site where you can watch people play video games. The best part about this, is…

Pocket Quiches with Pant Prosciutto
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BoJack Horseman: Pocket Quiches

BoJack Horseman Season 4 Today snuck up on you. I know it did. You might not even realize what today is, because that’s how this goes. Your favorite Netflix series pops up, a whole season at a time, without fanfare or fuss. TODAY, Season 4 of BoJack Horseman dropped on Netflix. That wonderful, awful show…

No. 13
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Lady Doctor

There has been a great deal of hemming and hawing over the announcement of the 13th Doctor. Jodie Whitaker. I’d just like to say, stahp. Nothing you say or do is going to change it, so just stop. And complaining about gender? What is this, 1940? Well, maybe in some episodes. But not now. Grow…

GrandPooBear Cupcakes
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GrandPOOCakes

#SGDQ2017–For those of you who don’t know… Games Done Quick is the semi-annual video game speedrunning charity. This week, speedrunners from all over are playing to raise money for Doctors Without Borders. It’s an immensely cool and critical source of funding for a cause that does so much for so many people. So after you’re…

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