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Mr. Peanutbutter's Puppy Chow
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Mr. Peanutbutter’s Puppy Chow

You can ask pretty much any question to determine if you’re a Zoe or a Zelda… but there’s one question that won’t make a damn bit of difference. Do you like peanut butter? Your answer will either be “yes” or “I’m allergic.” There is no other option. I think that that also goes for Mr….

Finding Dory's Cheesecake
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Finding Dory’s Cheesecake

Where is it? Who knows. Fontina said she was going to post a recipe. Then the movie came and went and she never did. OH WAIT. There it is… Tropical Cheesecake with a Cap’n Crunch Crust… Finding Dory’s Cheesecake for the crust 2 cups Cap’n Crunch cereal 1 cup flour ¼ cup sugar ¾ cup…

American Dad's Captain Crunch Veggie Tempura
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American Dad’s Food Restaurant

Sometimes, I relate to Roger Smith and his constant need to be someone else, be absolutely crazy and mostly to wear lots and lots of wigs. Sometimes, I relate to Hailey Smith when I’m being annoyingly leftist and getting in people’s faces about their opinions (knowing full well I’m not able to change their minds)….

Broodwich (Sandwich) - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Life Cycle of an Aqua Teen

Aqua Teen Hunger Force has a strange place in my life. Much like flatulence, my reaction to it is dependent on my mood. If I’m in a bad mood, I don’t find it funny but rather an annoying nuisance on the world. If I’m in a good mood, it’s the funniest fucking thing that could…

Cocaine-Dusted Bearclaws
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Cocaine-Dusted Bearclaws

Archer is back and … back to normal. After last season’s complete departure (to mixed reviews) from the typical super spy plotlines to the crazy drug-selling, country music-singing Archer Vice, the team is back in the office. The office that has been painstakingly remodeled to look exactly like the old one (with the exception of…

Murtant Turtle Babies
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Mutant Turtle Babies

Genius. Badass. Trivial Pursuit Champ. Inventor of Revolutionary Devices. Protector. Witty. Master of Ninjitsu. Why wouldn’t I have had a massive crush on Donatello as a child? I was big into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Being a child of the late 80s/early 90s… I don’t really even think it was an option. I watched…

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