I really love pumpkin bread and pumpkin muffins. They are pretty decent, yeah? But do you know what makes them orgasmic? Adding chocolate chips. Seriously, try it. Don’t even get fancy about it. Go to Trader Joe’s, buy a box of the pumpkin bread mix and when you make it, dump in half a bag…
It’s tradition in my household that every September 14th, there is an ice cream cake. It’s my husband’s birthday and from the time we started dating, I knew that it was something his mom had done for him. So from the first year I spent his birthday with him, I’d made sure he had an…
It’s summer, my little freaks! That means barbecues, cold beers and ice cream. Fuck it, it’s too hot for barbecues. How about just cold beers and ice cream? I whipped up a recipe that incorporates the flavors of both of those things, without actually being either of those things. (Just to keep you guys on…
Editor’s Note: Below is the column as it appeared on Hobotrashcan.com. Seven years. Seven long years since the darkness has engulfed our lives and the Bluth family was ripped away from us. Dramatic? Perhaps. But I think it’s a pretty good summary of how all of Arrested Development’s fans have felt throughout the years since…
Editor’s Note: Below is the column as it appeared on Hobotrashcan.com. Greetings HoboTrashcanites! I’m very happy to be developing pop culture-themed recipes for your enjoyment. I do hope that some of you are able to cook up some delicious shit to celebrate every time our nerdy little hearts go pitter-patter over a new pop…
Every Friday, my office has a Bagel Friday. Mountains of bagels, cream cheeses and other various toppings. Due to trouble with the supplier, our lovely tradition has come to an end. Last Friday was the end of Bagel Friday. /Cue simultaneous crying and sigh of waistline-relief/ Every Monday, my office has a ton of leftover…
{Hanukkah} I think the best recipe that came out of my entire holiday season was these latkes. They had a sweetness and crunchiness from the coconut and an awesome twist on the apple sauce/sour cream that we’re all so used to. //// Coconut Latkes with Cranberry Applesauce & Cardamom Mascarpone Adapted From MyJewishLearning.com Ingredients For…
Editor’s Note: As these were a Limited Edition item, you’ll have a hard time procuring them now. Play with other kinds or just get the Golden Oreos! It’s still wonderful! I am totally in FALL/WINTER-MODE! But I took a time out. Just for you weird summer-lovers out there (you’re lucky I love this flavor combo…
Back in 2010, Count Chocula, Frankenberry and BooBerry cereals began being available around Halloween time. So I like to take FULL advantage of this treat. I love theming crap out and being a big kid, so this is perfect for me. Hopefully it’s perfect for you too. [I realize it is HALLOWEEN already, and my…
Oh my god. Are you ready to love me? You’re going to love me. This is the easiest impressive-looking, impressive-tasting dessert that you will ever see. It takes 25 minutes from start to finish. And there are NO dirty dishes involved. And you don’t have to tell ANYONE how easy it was. Ridiculously Easy Chocolate…