Mockingjay Love Triangles
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Love Triangles (Hunger Games)

I tend to be very judgey and annoying. Ask anyone. One of the things I’m judgey about is media. Oh, does that movie have Nicholas Cage in it? I am not wasting my time. Oh, that show is on Fox? It’ll get cancelled before it has a chance. Oh, that song came out within the…

007 Layer Dip
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007 Layer Dip

Anyone else obsessed with James Bond? Anyone? 

I feel like I don’t meet many females around my age that have gotten into the series. A lot of the guys that I’ve met have seen them. My mom is obsessed with Connery, so she’s definitely seen his. (She told me today she was watching Moonraker last…

Walley World's Walley Whirl
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Walley Whirl

Vacation has had a bit of a rocky start but things look good now. We’re on the road, Ellen has dozed off so she isn’t nagging me, the kids are fighting but I can drown them out and there is nothing but blue skies ahead! Huh. That red convertible is coming up kind of fast…

It Gets Better (with Chips)
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Doritos Are Gay

I usually share a great deal with you, my wonderful and adored readers. Nothing is too personal… tweeting on the toilet, cats shitting on my carpet, when I forget to shower… Which is why I feel bad only giving you vague details now. So I promise to share as much as I am comfortable with….

Doctor Capaldi
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Doctor Who: This World Is Protected

Is this world important?  Important? What’s that mean, important? Six billion people live here, is that important? Yes, Doctor. This world IS important. It’s ours. For years now, I’ve been creating recipes honoring the doctor. This year, I decided to open it up to the rest of the 6 billion people on this planet. I…

Goodbye Summer, It's Been Nice
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Goodbye Summer Muffins

I am generally a summer Grinch. This summer wasn’t so bad. Lots of rain and a ruined garden. But it’s better than the past ten summers, I’d say. Regardless, I’m ready to usher in fall. But before that, i need some closure on this past season… So shove some of these Goodbye Summer Muffins in your…

Miss Piggy-Wrapped Dates
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A Date With Miss Piggy

I would like to start this column by saying it’s only kinda going to be about The Muppets. Yes, they have a new show coming out. I guess maybe you should watch it? I don’t know. I have mixed emotions about it. I think maybe The Muppets should never do anything again unless Jason Segel…

Grandpa Salad
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Grandpa Salad

I was having a conversation with my mom about foods that we ate twenty years ago. A lot of it was stuff that she used to cook for us… but that turned to a conversation about stuff my Grandma used to make. Cinnamon ice cream, fried walleye, cheese sandwiches… and then my mom mentions wilted…

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