The Real BLT
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The Real BLT (Bacon, Legs and Tomato)

For years now you have been deceived. You’ve spent your whole life without the proper understanding of something that is supposed to be classic and perfect. I’m here to bring you the truth. BLT does not stand for Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato. BLT stands for Bacon, Legs and Tomato. It’s just been sitting there waiting…

Too Much Tuna
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Too Much Tuna

Too Much Tuna Oh, hello. Pre-Kroll Show, I didn’t really know Nick Kroll. I never watched the League, so it was like, “oh, isn’t that the Douche?” I thought he was funny in the things that I saw him in, but I didn’t really appreciate what he was doing as a body of work. Now…

Uber Epic Scramble
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Uber Epic Scramble

For breakfast, scrambles are the tits. It’s simple and fucking delicious every time. I was throwing shit together the other day and it turned out so well that I had to write it down. This isn’t one of my egg white healthy shits. It’s got potatoes and sausage and cheese and it’s exactly what you’re…

Franks Underwood
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Franks Underwood

Spoiler Warning: Maybe don’t read this (or anything else on the internet) if you aren’t caught up. Tomorrow (Friday, February 27th), Netflix is giving us the gift of President Underwood. When the second season ended last year, our favorite southern democrat had hand-crafted and manipulated every situation in Washington to bend to his will. Through…

Spam in a Snuggie
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Spam in a Snuggie

We all change. Our palettes develop. We become more refined. But I had this hunch that my palette does not think it’s too good for Spam. I think it’s one of those things where it gets a bad rep because it’s processed, packaged in a can and has one of those gross-long shelf lives. But…

Enchilasagna
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Enchilasagna

Having just moved to Ohio, I have very few friends in the area. I was pumped when this wonderful, charming girl (who I kinda know) wanted to hang out. Friend date! I offered to cook for her. She said she liked Mexican food and cheese and she tries to steer clear of gluten. I love…

You Hold the Key to My TARDIS
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Hello, Sweetie

I feel like the people who complain about Valentine’s day aren’t Jewish. If you’re Jewish, you’re good at existing with a holiday all around you… that you don’t give a shit about. So own it. Wear your Star of David to your office Christmas party. Make Valentine’s day cookies for your friends and your mom….

Chicken Caesar Salad Grilled Cheese
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Chicken Caesar Grilled Cheese

I’ve always thought that life was a cruel bitch for making New Years resolutions come around just when it’s getting bitter cold out. All you want to do is hunker down inside and eat something hearty and warm but you’re bombarded with all of this guilt to better yourself. Let me tell ya: as I…

Cheddar Ball Saul (Trio)
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Cheddar Ball Saul Trio

Who doesn’t love a good spinoff? Laverne and Shirley. The Facts of Life. Frasier. Soul Man? Personally, I’m pretty pumped about Better Call Saul which is premiering next Sunday. Ever the fan of Bob Odenkirk and obviously a fan of Breaking Bad, how could I not be excited to have a continuation of the universe?…

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