Come with me, I’ll take you where the taste of life is cheese. And everyday holds barriers to be lean. Come with me, leave your diet behind. And take a giant bite out of four kinds. I was born, July 15th, 1984. I’ll be 29 on Monday. But some say I was born in the wrong era….
I know this post is a little morbid and kind of fucked up. But it’s Dexter. How can it not be? With the last season barreling in on us, I wanted to do a recipe to honor our lovable little psychopath. What better way, than to create one of his specialties: donuts. But donuts are…
To honor my amazing Planet Express crew and to welcome them back for their final episodes, I’ve worked out a pretty delicious Poppler recipe (beer battered pork tenderloin) and a cocktail that is as close as we can get to a gourmet Slurm experience. Popplers, if you don’t know, were found upon a planet by…
If you haven’t already seen it, Adventure Time is this amazing cartoon on Cartoon Network. It’s kid-appropriate but more importantly, endlessly entertaining for adults. I don’t even have kids, but I Tivo the shit out of it. It has this whole deep/dark theme of how the characters live in a post-apocalyptic world. The main antagonist…
To most of you, it is Memorial Day Weekend. That’s cool, I’m on board. I get an extra day off. And this recipe is good for that. It’s stupidly-easy, amazingly delicious and a great accompaniment to burgers and brats. You can throw it together, drink beer, hang with your friends, come back to it later…
Editor’s Note: Below is the column as it appeared on Hobotrashcan.com. Seven years. Seven long years since the darkness has engulfed our lives and the Bluth family was ripped away from us. Dramatic? Perhaps. But I think it’s a pretty good summary of how all of Arrested Development’s fans have felt throughout the years since…
Editor’s Note: Below is the column as it appeared on Hobotrashcan.com. Greetings HoboTrashcanites! I’m very happy to be developing pop culture-themed recipes for your enjoyment. I do hope that some of you are able to cook up some delicious shit to celebrate every time our nerdy little hearts go pitter-patter over a new pop…
Happy Sunday! Or as I like to call it, Game of Thrones Day! I’m also pretty psyched about the Mad Men premiere, but let’s just breeze past that so it doesn’t seem like I watch too much tv. Last week I posted the theme menu I came up with for the Game of Thrones premiere….